Anonymous:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

chaniece:

I just got it. My world has been rocked!

(Source: howyouudoyinn)

chiefnadina:

beinggayisokay:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

Reblogging again for the comment

^

(Source: realistically-probably)

Five Disney Films Meme
→ Favourite Song | Strangers Like Me

withlovekrystamae:

moonprin-cess:

xxxhelena:

onwardprogress:

laura-loveless:

Oh my sweet buttery beouf

EXCUSE ME WHAT!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. Oh mannnnnnn :O *heart eyes*

He could get it, for sure. God damn.

😍😍😍😍

Shut the fuck up right now!!!

(Source: superbestiario)

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

(Source: heyitstay27)

I don’t use make up WHICH ONE ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO USE

I don’t use make up WHICH ONE ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO USE

(Source: askaboutnikki)

growlithes:

Squidward kept this s*** real

(Source: heliolisk)